Thursday, September 9, 2010

Dolphin Rap.

I did this for extra credit back in high school. Not only did i wrote a lame ass dolphin rap, i had to perform it. Here are the lyrics for you blind people.
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DOLPHIN LIFE
I'm dolphin
swimming inthe sea
the dolphin life is the life for me
but you ain't got enough swag
to play our dolphin tag
you see i'm a mammal
a warm blooded animal
i drink milk from my mom
which is the bomb
yeah cause i have hair
you know down there

we dolphins live in the ghetto
us dolphin we swim so mellow
half the time we asleep and awake
but got the time for the wake and bake
we roll some of that sea weed
while doing the dirty deed (global warming!)

Yee cause i'm adolphin
we be flipping in the sea.
from 9 to 5 cause
Bitches straight hating on me
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what are your guys opinion?

42 comments:

Nigma said...

lol wtf

Biff Tanner said...

FTW!
Nice site
Cheers

Slumph said...

reminds me of I'm on a BOAT! :D

Croyal said...

Lmao good shit man. Dolphins are actually the second smartest mammel :p

Fuuuuuuuu said...

mind=blown

Anti-1337 said...

jesus christ thats a nice piece of work u got there, shows that it took quite a bit~~def worth the read

jus1 said...

nice blog showing support

David Davidson said...

That's embarassing, cute and hilarious at the same time.

azurebalmung said...

i lol'd, nice work

Shiver said...

Haha, awesome.

ramrod360 said...

DUDE, I love this page. Awesome design and this rap was dope.

SHH said...

I dont speak dolphin language.

La GaGa said...

That is so funny!
I imagine that someone wrote it and then tossed it in the garbage.. then someone else took it and.. well, here it is :)

Also, thank you for liking my blog!

ShadeOfBlue said...

Lol awesome man

Indie0987 said...

Supportin', for the dolphins!

Flav said...

Lol, weird shit :D i dig it!

Alex DeLarge said...

a classic poem

Random Nothings said...

Dude that's amazing! xD I love it

Anon said...

Seems highly inappropriate in highschool (as in the teacher will bust you) but other than that, looks good

Silly Old Bum said...

Your handwriting is so beautiful, thats art.

Ninadle said...

LoL nice

Come At Me Bro said...

This is awesome!

Malte said...

supportin

show u some love ...

daily love XD

Slumph said...

we love it, moar! :D

KnightOnlineGoldMaker said...

hahaha nice bro

jeweettochzelluf.blogspot.com said...

I would offer you a contract

Leinhart said...

Showing support. Good job.

Swift Love said...

what an interesting perspective...

Epsi said...

HAHA that just made my day... dolphins rollin up that sew weed hahaha

Edward Bernays said...

whoa dude! AWESOME!

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amidoinitrite? said...

lolwut... good information here

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Fuuuuuuuu said...

helpful post is helpful

rockStar said...

supportin

<3

Come At Me Bro said...

This is sweet!

Lewis Candler said...

Please explain the bird picture??

KnightOnlineGoldMaker said...

Whens the new content coming out!?

La GaGa said...

Thank you dilly!
I really appreciate your support.

Caroline Amnesty said...

we roll some of that sea weed
while doing the dirty deed (global warming!)
haha i love that
check out my poems !

Max said...

Long live the dolphins. Also showing support. Keep it up.

GamestarrArts said...

LOL, that must have been embarrassing..

Supportin'

Malte said...

interesting

supportin!

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